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Post by Holly on Mar 22, 2008 11:42:34 GMT -6
Make insulting jokes about another person's mama! If you repeat a joke that has already been said, you're out! Last person standing wins!
Yo mama so desparate for love she climbed the Empire State Building and waited for Kong.
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Post by Nova on Apr 18, 2008 20:22:57 GMT -6
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the television and watched the coach.
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Post by Holly on Apr 22, 2008 19:18:03 GMT -6
HA!
Yo mama so stupid that she locked herself in the bathroom and peed and pooped in her pants and then ate it.
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Post by Nova on Apr 22, 2008 19:19:42 GMT -6
rotfl,
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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Post by Holly on Apr 22, 2008 19:39:21 GMT -6
Yo mama so fat that she won the prize for biggest pumpkin.
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Post by Nova on Apr 22, 2008 19:53:19 GMT -6
Yo mama so poor she chased after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 16:07:16 GMT -6
Yo mama so stupid that when I asked her to say her ABCs, she said,"They're MINE?!!!
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 16:13:24 GMT -6
Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinge.
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 17:42:18 GMT -6
Yo mama so dumb when I asked her to say her ABCs, she said,"1,2,3,4,5,6, etc."
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 17:46:05 GMT -6
Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 17:56:16 GMT -6
Yo mama so stupid when the school bus went by she yelled,"Wait for me!"
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 17:59:53 GMT -6
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 18:07:44 GMT -6
Yo mama so poor when a guy picked up a box she yelled,"Stop! That's my house!"
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 18:15:44 GMT -6
Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street people say, "Dang it's Halloween already?"
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 18:51:20 GMT -6
Yo mama so dumb she made Ernest look smart.
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 19:40:56 GMT -6
Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class
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Post by Holly on Apr 24, 2008 19:49:47 GMT -6
Yo mama so fat and dumb she ate the whole buffet cart and said,"I'm on a diet. Can you tell?"
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Post by Nova on Apr 24, 2008 19:55:08 GMT -6
Yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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Post by Holly on Apr 25, 2008 14:31:21 GMT -6
Yo mama so old she was Abraham Lincoln's long lost daughter.
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Post by Nova on Apr 25, 2008 16:45:38 GMT -6
Yo mama so fat she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar.
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